Other short stories

I lied, I do have some other short stories to share with you today. Notably, the conversation I had with my friend about peyote. It proceeds as follows (haha, that's kinda funny):

hpnotiQ 85 04: . . . we're going to new mexico duh
hpnotiQ 85 04: or oregon
hpnotiQ 85 04: all we have to do is find indians
CanichesMorts: lmao!! i didn't realize there were that many indians in oregon. anyway, i thought peyote came from cacti or something, and i don't think they grow that far north
CanichesMorts: if all we had to do was find indians, we would only have to go as far as oklahoma ;-)
hpnotiQ 85 04: lol well some n.a.'s got in trouble for it in oregon
CanichesMorts: really?
hpnotiQ 85 04: yea
hpnotiQ 85 04: they might have ordered it from a medicine man online tho
CanichesMorts: lol, that's fucking hilarious. ordering your sacred spiritual journey drug stuff online
hpnotiQ 85 04: again, just indians, b/c as we all know, they all smoke peyote and drink jack daniels . . . so we'll also get some of the bevey out of it. and possibly discounted casino tokens
hpnotiQ 85 04: AND MOCASSINS!
CanichesMorts: LMAO!! sounds good to me
hpnotiQ 85 04: but u and i will have the most sacred spiritual journey ever
hpnotiQ 85 04: we will rock the world of peyote
hpnotiQ 85 04: we should wear dream catcher earings and necklaces while we trip tho. i think we'd feel closer to our native american heritage that way
CanichesMorts: lol, right, our native american heritage
hpnotiQ 85 04: we can make a teepee out of sheets and curtain rods tho, that'll be easy
CanichesMorts: ooooh!!!! yes!!
CanichesMorts: i'm all for the teepees
hpnotiQ 85 04: for real [CanichesMorts], i'm so dead serious. we'll be 45 y/o smoking peyote in my back yard in central Columbia in a homemade teepee
hpnotiQ 85 04: we should be writing this down so we don't forget

... and so I am. Yes, we're both going to hell for our remarks about Native Americans, but we really don't mean it in a racist way or anything of the sort. You'd just have to understand our humor. And sorry that I had to post an IM conversation - I hate it when people do that. We did find out, though, that you can legally order peyote through the US Postal Service. However, we also found out that you can only do that if you're a Native American:

hpnotiQ 85 04: we should join the "native american church" it's the usa's peyote cult lol
hpnotiQ 85 04: it's a recognized religion
CanichesMorts: are you serious? that's awesome. do you have to be native american or anything, though?
hpnotiQ 85 04: . . . probably
CanichesMorts: lol, i think i'm 1/32 native american, actually. does that count?
hpnotiQ 85 04: but i'm 1/64th cherokee
CanichesMorts: haha
hpnotiQ 85 04: ha ha ha

So it goes. Our conversation wandered into the realm of salvia divinorum and ended there. I have a feeling I'm really going to be enjoying this Thanksgiving break!